oh bill...
time and time again, you have failed us.
making promises you never fucking keep!
we know who you are, bill...
you really thought in a community like this you'd be able to keep your identity a secret, that there wouldn't be a few of us with enough brain cells to piece things together?
it's laughable, really
for months now i've been keeping it to myself, giving you the benefit of the doubt, thinking maybe you didn't deserve to have your cover blown quite yet
i'm not so sure i feel the same anymore.
get your shit together, or else
the clock is ticking, bill...

bill u look like ted cruz lmfao